I had to go out to the pharmacy for a prescription today, and there was a guy sitting at a bench near the door collecting money for a charity.  I didn’t have any small bills, so I told him that I’d see him again on my way out, and he said “alright, pretty lady.”  And then again as I left, he said “have a nice day, pretty lady.”

Now.  I can’t tell if he was making fun of me, or if he felt sorry for me because I’m obviously not the kind of person who is often called pretty.  Either way I’m kind of sad.

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

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cometcreeps:

pristiqdelusions:

goatkult:

bless
this
post

best.

I’m reading it in that guys voice the videos are so funny look them up “True Facts”

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ — Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

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swagitsune:

I’m bored.

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small-gods:

SO OVER IT

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