mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

I SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO MY MOM, AND SHE SAID, “Oh yeah, I used to make those all the time, but the balloons were filled with water”

I FEEL LIKE I DON’T KNOW HER ANY MORE

(via the-questionmark-kid)

femmeanddangerous:

dirtyberd:

Write this on my gravestone

Fuck a gravestone I’m making it my damn ‘about me’

femmeanddangerous:

dirtyberd:

Write this on my gravestone

Fuck a gravestone I’m making it my damn ‘about me’

(via qtmaster)

(via qtmaster)

captain-snark:

"You made pasta?"

*dramatic zoom/pause*

"And meatballs"

"Did you take out the trash?"

*dramatic zoom*

"And the recycling"

"Derek this has to stop."

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

Top ten Teen Wolf Characters, as voted by my followers.
#10: Coach Finstock.

(via colinmorgasms)

autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

(via colinmorgasms)