how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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i describe my dream girl as really really vague.

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jinyii:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]

Cutest elephants ever.

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brighid45:

- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

Gregory House, MD, cleverly (if thinly) disguised as a responsible adult.

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"We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry."

deviantfemme:

dotterall:

(~Sex Isn’t Always Good by queenieofaces)

This is a critical part of sex positivity that tends to be overlooked. Let’s celebrate empowering amazing sex and the choice to not have sex, or only have certain kinds of sex. 

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cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

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ultrafacts:

Mr Rogers Facts.

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